Terrible photos. Just horrible. Whoever took them should be shot for not getting her legs completely into the picture. Because the only thing that beats Madonna is Madonna in boots.
(C'mon. Did you really think I would NOT make an issue of that?!)
The first one, though, from the neck up looks like it could've been part of the photoshoot for her 1983 debut album, though. Wow. Are you sure she's 49? Are you sure that it's 2008?
The real Madonna died round 2002 in a tragic yoga accident. This new and improve animatronic bitch was invented by the good people at the Walt Disney Company to handle all future advertising for the empire. Lovely, ain't she? Wait till you see her in 2015! She'll be doing a duet with Lola... and you'll swear they're sisters.
Verily I say unto you dear reader, though you may haveth worketh and reponsibilities-eth, thou shalt screwith that because who careth
about worketh? I don'th. Do you-eth? Yeah. Screwth thee. This is the word and thine word is my blogeth....
what the fucketh am I talking about ith?
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Terrible photos. Just horrible. Whoever took them should be shot for not getting her legs completely into the picture. Because the only thing that beats Madonna is Madonna in boots.
(C'mon. Did you really think I would NOT make an issue of that?!)
The first one, though, from the neck up looks like it could've been part of the photoshoot for her 1983 debut album, though. Wow. Are you sure she's 49? Are you sure that it's 2008?
The real Madonna died round 2002 in a tragic yoga accident. This new and improve animatronic bitch was invented by the good people at the Walt Disney Company to handle all future advertising for the empire. Lovely, ain't she? Wait till you see her in 2015! She'll be doing a duet with Lola... and you'll swear they're sisters.
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