A-Rod over Hot Ass Guy? Yeah Right.....Mrs. Ritchie to REMAIN Mrs. Ritchie.

I KNEW Madonna would not cheat on Guy (Leos are very loyal) ..especially with kids in the mix and I never thought in a million years she would cheat with a married man who just had a baby! (and not NEARLY as hot as Guy).

But I'm glad she spoke out on the subject anyways. The rumors have been all over the internet and I'm glad the Queen finally addressed her minions.

(Source: JustJared.com)

Madonna: We’re Not Getting A Divorce
Sun, 06 July 2008

Madonna finally speaks out on her own accord, denying that she is divorcing director Guy Ritchie or having an affair with Yankee star Alex Rodriguez.

Madge tells People: “My husband and I are not planning on getting a divorce. I know Alex Rodriguez through Guy Oseary, who manages both of us. I brought my kids to a Yankee game. I am not romantically involved in any way with Alex Rodriguez. I have nothing to do with the state of his marriage or what spiritual path he may choose to study.”

She adds, “I have learned over the years not to take accusations and the many false reports about me very seriously. I also appreciate how fiction and fact seem to be perceived as one and the same by people who read both newspapers and the internet.”

Madonna On The First Madonna in her family: Her Mom.

The Bitch Was Askin' For It!

Mother Madonna bear bares her teeth! Read on!


LONDON: As an unlucky crew member recently found out, you don’t pass a remark about Madonna's kids and get away with it.

Madonna had taken youngest tot David on the set of her husband Guy Ritchie's new film, RocknRolla at the 3 Mills Studios, in Bow, East London, recently.

However, the happy outing soon turned sour when Madge overheard a conversation between two crew members.

It seems that in the course of conversation, one of the crew claimed that little David was "lucky" to be adopted by Madge and Ritchie.

Unluckily for her, Madge happened to overhear the chat and let rip into the woman.

"Madonna looked astonished by what was said and words were exchanged between them. Madge seemed very protective of her son and didn't want anyone talking of him in such a manner," a source was quoted as saying.

"At the end of the day, she's just a mum and doesn't want anyone speaking ill of her family. She looked really hurt and shocked by the comment and let her feelings be made known," the source added.

And not only did the woman get a piece of Madge's mind, but was also fired from the sets.

EDIT: The crew member actually said that David's name was "Lucky Bastard."

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You know its too bad Madonna isn't a little ghetto and throw a beat down on that crew member. Imagine the damage the ol' lady can do with her muscular arms.

Way to go Madonna!

Madonna: A Day In A Life

As you can see, there's usually a trend to what I post on here. It is usually an interview about Madonna, Madonna speaking, Madonna with family, etc. etc. I post perfromances and stuff sure, but my favorite clips are of Madonna just being Madonna.

I can't wait to go on a date with her.

More Madonna Family Stuff...

It has been kind of quiet at the Madonna camp lately. I guess she's hard at work getting prepared for Live Earth, which airs this Saturday on Bravo. The new album is suppose to be out later this year which would mean that Madonna will most likely be back on tour next summer!! JOY OH JOY! Here we go again! I can't wait! Front row or I'm not going at all!!! Ok so don't quote me on that, but seriously, after how close I got last time, (which was basically front row except by the catwalk) I can't settle for anything that's too far from the Queen. I'm hoping that my accordion skills will be up to par by then and I'll know a few Madonna songs. I plan on having a tailgate party in the parking lot and leading Madonna fans on a sing along outside the venue. Good times.

This youtube vid is kind of cheesy. Just shows a couple of cute pictures of Madonna and her family but I LOVE LOVE this Madonna song. (just don't ask me the name of it right now because I completely forgot and I'm too lazy to look it up...)

Madonna On Marriage

More words of wisdom from Mrs. Madge. I couldn't have said it better myself. Took the words/thoughts right out of my mouth on marriage. Madonna and I must have been best friends or lovers in another life. (I wish) or maybe she was some type of Victorian Socialite and I was her servant who happened to like eavesdropping. Whatever! Point being, there's a connection! It's there I tell ya.

If you look really hard and squint your eyes a little....



And on a side note..how effin' cute is Rocco? I love that kid.

Welcome To The Ritchie Household.

I have longed for some producer to take a gander at Madge's family and make a reality show out of it. Just from the few snippets I've seen of Madonna, Guy, Rocco and Lola, I KNOW they would be ten times more entertaining than half of the reality shows out there. But I guess Madonna agreeing to cameras inside her home is pretty much a long shot.. as if they don't bother her enough when she steps outside of her home, she also has her kids to think about. I guess I'll just have to keep writing to Oprah and hopefully she'll grant me that date with Madonna that I've always dreamed about. Because I just know that once I meet Mrs. Ritchie, she is indeed going to kiss me.
Mark my words.



This was a special they did for MTV called The Making of Swept Away..which, sadly, the documentary was FAR more entertaining than the actual movie. I love Madonna and Guy's banter and how he gives her hell all the time. And I'm sorry, talk all you want about Madonna's "euro" accent, but you know what? If I was married to Guy, I would have a worse accent than THAT. I tend to pick up accents quite easily (daddy told me to adapt when we got to the U.S., so I did.) and when I spend enough time in Missouri with the in-laws, I catch myself with a very light drawl.
Picture that. A Filipino girl with a drawl. I even have to stop myself from picking up the slang like "I'll tell you whaaaauuutt."
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